I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Randomize
