No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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