I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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