Well douche your snatch and let's go!
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
