my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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