Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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