There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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