You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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