CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
