No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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