I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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