The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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