there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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