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• (916): View more from California

  If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.

  (320): View more from Minnesota

  Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.

  (916): View more from California

  It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.

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• (858): View more from California

  She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.

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• (925): View more from California

  At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  So, Cheetos don't microwave great.

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• (510): View more from California

  LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of

  (415): View more from California

  Yes dear.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..

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• (415): View more from California

  Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake

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