He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Randomize
