my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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