I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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