I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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