Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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