i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
