is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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