Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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