have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
