watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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