did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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