that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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