so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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