There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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