Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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