We're like a lot better than the average bears
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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