Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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