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(513): View more from Ohio

i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..

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(757): View more from Virginia

It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like

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(815): View more from Illinois

Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.

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(516): View more from New York

Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice

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(760): View more from California

I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.

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(518): View more from New York

I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.

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