your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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