I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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