We won't sleep together?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
