hotel room ftw
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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