found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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