If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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