Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Two words: blizzard sex
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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