If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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