Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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