is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I wish i was in the wii world.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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