Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
