I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Randomize
