forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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