he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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