Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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