Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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