What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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