I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Enjoy the penises
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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